Well there are “n” nos. of ways to totally mess up your holidays….. For instance go for watching “Blue”…… ya.. iam one of the unlucky ones to go for a late night show on Diwali night for that much fawned over “BLUE”… & what do I get?
I got real nightmares from the leading men of “BLUE” wearing not blue costumes but multicoloured speedo/ spandex types of costumes (supposed to be of diver’s costume)… However, in that costume they forgot to portray the pot-belly of Sanju baba. Maybe the body double or stunt diver isn’t much like the anatomical replica of the wobbly Dutt. Its not every time you get to see a gormless Character played by supposedly “deadly” Dutt. His dialogues with his wife (Ms. Dutt) are stupendous bordering to fugingly hilarious specially during (a) the action sequence at his home when his house was raided by goons & (b) At supposedly carnival where Ms. Dutt was dancing with gay abandon & doing a weak replica of Katrina Kaif ( in flashing those moronic pearly whites without any reasons whatsoever).
And what Ms Lara Dutta was doing in those sequined bikini tops??? Get real guys… U don’t go for diving / swimming in the "ocean" wearing your designer/ haute couture swim wears. Stinky Kumar is seen canoodling to so many multicolored females… May be he was trying to act like a flamboyant Hugh Hefner minus the XXX part;) Height was Kylie Minogue!!! Bechari Kylie… money money money….. made her take up this shitty Hindi fillum project…. Hope she gets wiser next time if at all she isn’t hell bent on tarnishing her oeuvre. Katrina Kaif was the best as she did not torture the audience with her trademark idiotic smile (she was hardly for some 10mins)…. Oh what a relief!!
Overall the story writer (if there was any) , script writer, Director, editor etc etc must seriously be in pots & weeds to let go of their imagination run amok with such gay abandon. Their main mottos were to gobsmack & mulct the poor souls who dared to watch their effort of love.
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